Not Chad McTruth@lemmy.worldM to Freeze Peach Patriots@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 days agoreverse sexism is reallemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1120arrow-down116
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minus-squareTTH4P@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·18 days agoSo uh…how much for a dusty jar of farts?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·18 days agoIt’s a buyers market right now so how much are you willing to pay?
minus-squareTTH4P@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·18 days agoWell uh, it’s for a friend. For a…birthday gift. So…pretty much anything you ask. I’m desperate. I mean, they are desperate. For this gift.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·18 days agoIn the winter I mostly eat cabbage and in the summer for reasons I don’t want to get into my diet is mostly wolf meat so that’ll be a factor in the pricing.
minus-squareTTH4P@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·18 days agoWith respect, I’m only interested in the oldest, dustiest jars. If it was a good year for cabbage, ok, if it was good year for wolf, also ok.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·18 days ago…I thought it was for a friend.
minus-squareTTH4P@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-218 days agoLook man just gimme the fuckin jar!!
So uh…how much for a dusty jar of farts?
It’s a buyers market right now so how much are you willing to pay?
Well uh, it’s for a friend. For a…birthday gift. So…pretty much anything you ask. I’m desperate. I mean, they are desperate. For this gift.
In the winter I mostly eat cabbage and in the summer for reasons I don’t want to get into my diet is mostly wolf meat so that’ll be a factor in the pricing.
With respect, I’m only interested in the oldest, dustiest jars. If it was a good year for cabbage, ok, if it was good year for wolf, also ok.
…I thought it was for a friend.
Look man just gimme the fuckin jar!!
Can I order in bulk?