• notatoad@lemmy.world
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      oh yeah that’s so easy. why didn’t i think of that? i totally forgot i’ve got a spare $100k over here i can use for a downpayment.

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      Sure, should I ask mommy and daddy for the money, or just prance out to the money tree and pluck a few hundred grand?

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        Hey, can you grab a bushel for me while you’re there? We’ve been eating a lot of money salad so we’re running low.

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          Get some extra so you can pay the extra few thousand a month more you’ll be paying on your mortgage

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        This is the main problem with this generation. Everyone is just complaining about the lack of money and all that but I hardly ever see anything about planting a money tree or two on your property. Sure, it takes some TLC to get it to grow but it’s worth it come harvesting time. People are just lazy that’s all.