What is your position on pigeons?
President Chairman Comrade Dr.Xi, is it true you are in fact a Marxist-Leninist, and what do you have to say to for yourself that you where discovered
Edit for the scandalous (/s) link: https://theglobalherald.com/news/chinas-xi-jinping-slammed-as-a-marxist-leninist/
The people who say that obviously haven’t seen THIS
https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/8f2862a6-ddb9-4a4c-bc97-d567df844724.png
Mr Xi Jinping in your Belt and Road initiative you have made very good roads but did you consider the pants to be held by the belts?
Where are my XiBucks?
Sorry we can’t finance XiBucks right now, I spent all the government’s assets on ChungusCoin and it didn’t work out :(
What level are you in Marxism-Leninism
What’s Marxism-Leninism
How do you Xi your outlook on China?
My outlook on China is that we need more Pizza Huts
@modclass we’re just going to let puns like this go unpunished?
No pun-ishment here
Can you give me some money? I haven’t been getting my xibucks for defending China. At least enough to pay my transportation fees.
Idk, I don’t really feel like it rn
Dictator behaviour
Mr. Xi, can you liberate Hawaii plz, it would be very much appreciated
Maybe later, I’m busy playing League of Legends atm
Typical chinese bureacrat living the luxurious life while his country suffers. /s
Goddammit Xi
Mr president, if you could be any pokemon, which would you be, and why?
ponkan blosson or eucalyptus?
Eucalyptus since I don’t know what ponkan blossom is
damn. i had high hopes it was the real xi
Who was sitting left of you during the 20th CPC National Congress and needed to be dragged out because of health issues.
Ur mom lmao
