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- are_the_straights_ok@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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Everyone knows that when you get ace king suited, the flop is going to be low cards of a different suit. That’s why you always fold every hand except for deuce 7 off suit. That’s the only real winner.
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But 90% of Gamblers quit right before they hit it big!
You don’t want to stop when you’re overdue to win, and you also don’t want to end on a hot streak… so I guess you have to keep going.
Why would she divorce you? You’re WINNING
wrinkly hands
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you’re hired
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Ah, economics
That makes sense
Rule of Acquisition #6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity
it’s like Bear Claw said to Jeremiah Johnson: “i never could find no tracks on a woman’s heart”
Oh yeah, I’ll start my own marriage! With Blackjack. And hookers. Eh, screw the whole thing.
Typical millenial humor
oh no
The joke is about the cards and not their letters, right?
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