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I know right? At one point in time I started saving my junk mail as a Hail Mary.
I know right? At one point in time I started saving my junk mail as a Hail Mary.
I had a WWJD bracelet at one point in time. The late 90s were weird like that.
I used the extra toilet paper I bought during the pandemic to TP her house.
Well Scooby Doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter.
Fools Gauntlet would’ve set up for Joker needs food badly memes.
How is ranked choice voting like a March Madness bracket? I thought ranked choice voting was where you rank candidates based on preference. A bracket is basically a series of binomial choices and would be closer to the system we have now.
Not if you ask the Mormons.
Some others:
The interviewer reeks of desperation
The “interview” feels more like a sales pitch
The interviewer invokes rock stars or ninjas
The message that the boss is gonna get is that the company party should be nothing but work instead.
Ain’t no rule that says an opossum can’t play football.
I hear it’s the word.
Gee, I hope somebody was fired for that blunder.
I’m sending my love down the well.
It’s a way to keep people shopping at the same store. Since most fuel perks are something like 10 cents off a gallon for every $100 spent, if you spend a lot of money at a store then you get more off of a gallon. It then discourages you from going to a different store because you may not have as many fuel perks and would have to spend more to get the same fuel perks you may already have with the first store. The stores of course don’t want you to go to their competitors, so it’s a win for them.
I first heard about pork roll at a Trenton Thunder game where it’s a big deal. I ended up trying a pork roll sandwich and enjoyed it. It’s one of those things I wouldn’t eat all the time but I still get the sandwich every time I’m at a Thunder game (which is usually once a year).
For a lot of high school seniors, prom is the last big event before graduation. It’s an event where you can hang out with a lot of your classmates away from school and parents and such. There aren’t too many opportunities to just hang out for a lot of teens, what with the homework and extra curricular activities and such occupying a lot of their free time. That being said, it’s not uncommon for people to skip the prom and some schools make it a bigger deal than others.
You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up