“It’s very nuanced actually.” I say as I put on a brown shirt.

“You can’t just say something is bad without context.” I affix my red armband.

“History isn’t black and white.” I shave all my facial hair except a thin patch in the center of my lip.

“People were fighting against the Russians as much as they were fighting for the Germans.” I brandish my copy of Mein Kampf.

“Fighting for the Germans in WW2 doesn’t make you a Nazi.” I begin to sieg heil and goose-step.