HEISENBERG@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 11 个月前"Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comicslemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1767arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1758arrow-down1image"Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comicslemmy.worldHEISENBERG@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 11 个月前message-square21fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·11 个月前If you’re still alive at the end of the day, you did the bare minimum.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 个月前Unless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 个月前OK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·11 个月前Cats yes. Don’t hold me responsible for spouse though, that’s too stressful.
minus-squaremy_legs_still_hurt92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 个月前You can (nearly) always make new ones.
minus-squareThe Dark Lord ☑️@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 个月前 Strap helmets on your kids. Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Do nothing else.
If you’re still alive at the end of the day, you did the bare minimum.
Unless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.
OK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.
Cats yes. Don’t hold me responsible for spouse though, that’s too stressful.
You can (nearly) always make new ones.
Strap helmets on your kids.
Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Do nothing else.