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minus-squarejanAkali@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·11 months agoWake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
minus-squarexpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up66arrow-down2·11 months agoYou take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal. Shit shower shave
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·11 months agoWith a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
minus-squarexpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoThe classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
minus-squareRickyRigatoni@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoI shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(
minus-squarexpinchx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·11 months agoHonestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week. I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.
minus-squareTurtleJoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoI have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it’s irrelevant.
minus-squareava@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoI’ve gotten myself checked multiple times and it’s always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.
minus-squaresteal_your_face@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·11 months agoShit after shower? Smh
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoSmoke before taking a dump? Shaking my smh
minus-squareFurbag@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoIf you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isn’t going to go up from that point.
Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands. No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.
You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.
Shit shower shave
With a bit of extra thought, you’d have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.
The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget
I shave before the shower because my skin gets rubbery and then do touchup after. :(
Honestly I just choose not to shave, I use a beard trimmer to get down to stubble maybe once a week.
I look like a baby when I shave lol, any time I’m clean shaven my fiance tells me I look better with facial hair.
I have to shit 3-5 times a day, so it’s irrelevant.
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I’ve gotten myself checked multiple times and it’s always the same result. IBS is such a bitch.
Shit after shower? Smh
Smoke before taking a dump?
Shaking my smh
If you take a shit after you shower, just go back to bed and try again tomorrow. I promise, the day isn’t going to go up from that point.
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