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minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·1 year agoWon’t lie, I’ve got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy’s wife “Happy Birthday” and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting “What did you say to my wife!”
minus-squareAbracadaniel [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoThat is honestly extremely plausible.
minus-squarecarlesmu@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 year agoThanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-)
minus-squareGreenTeaRedFlag [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agothis is why I just get my mom something when I see it and wait until someone says “her birthday is tomorrow, you did get her something right?”
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 year agoEspecially if it’s because they happen to have the same birthday. Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoMy birthday is the same as a previous sovereign of Ingerland 🤢🤢🤢
minus-squarehuf [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agonoooooooo, i am NOT having sex with george washington! you cant make me!
minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 year agoI can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years
wife guy energy utterly smashes
workaholism
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Won’t lie, I’ve got this vision of a neighbor wishing this guy’s wife “Happy Birthday” and him grabbing a baseball bat and shouting “What did you say to my wife!”
That is honestly extremely plausible.
Thanks, I was not aware of my Oedipus Complex ;-)
this is why I just get my mom something when I see it and wait until someone says “her birthday is tomorrow, you did get her something right?”
Especially if it’s because they happen to have the same birthday.
Which is why Hillary Clinton is my sidepiece (Oct 26)
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My birthday is the same as a previous sovereign of Ingerland 🤢🤢🤢
noooooooo, i am NOT having sex with george washington! you cant make me!
I can’t imagine any world leader beyond the age of 70 touching their wives for the past 20 years
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