• LifeBandit666@feddit.uk
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    11 months ago

    I shined a torch in my wife’s sleeping face this morning at 5am.

    I didn’t mean to, I was looking for my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

    I looked for my spare ones first, I really didn’t want to be that guy, I’m a night person.

    Anyway I sent her this and she had to remind me I was a bastard.

    She’s right.

    • Stantana@lemmy.sambands.net
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      11 months ago

      my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

      I think I might be having a stroke, I don’t understand what’s going on here at all.

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        11 months ago

        I assume it’s related to having ear gauges? Just very hopeful guess though.

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        11 months ago

        It’s the plastic kind of beads they put in their ear lobes to stretch them into a hole.

        When you remove them, the hole left behind looks like a cat’s butt.

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          11 months ago

          Give this user a cats butt for being correct.

          I was a big fan of the body modification scene when I was younger. Now I’m approaching my 40 my piercings have all been removed except these ear stretches.

          Do I regret them? No I still quite like em.

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            11 months ago

            I’ve never been a fan of them myself but I’ve always found it nice to learn about others’ interests.

            And now that I’ve aged I care less about how others look and more about if they’re kind to me.

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            11 months ago

            No, that’s a fine addition because I hardly know anything about tunnels. I just felt the need to explain the basics of what I know to them.

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        11 months ago

        I thought the same thing at first because of the use of the word torch, but then I remembered my people across the pond.