mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 months agoYou've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?message-squaremessage-square234fedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down123
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minus-squareKuraiWolfGaming@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up23·7 months agoI’m shitting in the shower.
minus-squareFluminaInMarialinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoI’m squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.
minus-squareJune@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoI’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead. 10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.
I’m shitting in the shower.
Aw! I’m shitting in the sink!
I’m squatting on the landing at the top of the stairs and now need to shuffle off in shame to get some TP for my bunghole.
I’m shitting inside my vanity but also have the vanity inside me so I’m pretty sure I’m dead.
10 minutes ago I’d have been rolling on the freeway at 69mph. So dead either way I guess.