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I took the shell off a snail, to see if it would go faster...

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I took the shell off a snail, to see if it would go faster...

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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… Turns out it only became more sluggish

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I tried to snort yesterday.

Got some coke and a straw

Damn ice cube got stuck in my nose.

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