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I like the idea of Ukraine being absorbed into Wendy’s Twitter. They’re just going to be another brand trying to get empty attention by posting
replies to other treat companies. It will be a perfect fusion of war and capitalism in the dumbest possible way.“@McDonalds bring back the mcrib and supply of cluster munitions to ukraine we are dying please”
I hate how cyberpunk everything is getting. We could at least get the cool neon cityscape aesthetics with it or something.
Cyberpunk fiction had it so backwards. The neon places are good. The evil places are all bland, uninspired architecture because every building is made just to sell later. That’s why places like Pizza Hut stopped making identifiable buildings, because no one was buying them.
They had it backwards with food too. The books all predicted evil capitalist hell food would be bland goo paste without flavor, instead it’s all overly sweet corn syrup and 400g of sodium.
I will eat bland goo paste every day if it’s cheap, nutritious, has no health downsides, and ethically sourced(vegan).
When I was a kid I thought that neon cities looked cool, I want to live there, and the bad cities are grey, cold, and even the rich people have shaded, vampire apartments.
eerily close to that one site tagline about ww3, please step away from the lathe
So much of modern culture I don’t understand and don’t want to
I’m torn between keeping up with the times and moving into a cave and living off shrooms and edible rocks
Rock Biter origin story.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Demolition man was prophetic apparently, this is how the fast food wars begin
I mean… How else are you supposed to respond to something as stupid as Ukraine’s post?
I’d prefer a cruise missile targeted at whoever thought that ukro-post was a good idea.
Don’t interrupt your enemy when he is posting cringe - Sun Tzu
They’re probably in Washington tho
I change my mind. Hypersonic nukes it is.
I’m so tired of wojaks
wojaks are reactionary. sorry russia gamers it’s over
Somehow I never doubted that the Russian government is reactionary
Unless this was a while ago I don’t think this is real
The Russia account also looks like it’s a museum-tier account where they just show a bunch of natural and man made cool shit from Russia
The Ukraine post is real. Idk about the Russia one.
me when sugar water harry potter
https://twitter.com/Ukraine/status/1499876153988845569
Yeah, I don’t think the Russian tweet is real. It seems like they didn’t even bother to use dev tools to edit the HTML and instead edited an image based on the distorted text of “organization”, smh.
Damn. That’s actually accurate. Wish China could have PR this funny.
Just like gunpowder, Soyjak diplomacy was invented in China
i am so angry. so angry.
no fucking way globaltimes posted wojacks.
Wendy’s social media intern is the next foreign minister of China
The Red hair was kind of a giveaway…
