• zed_proclaimer [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    Boom! Brains everywhere! It’s politically correct if you shoot a zombie in the face Boom! Make it explode! Relieve your working routine stress to the bloody bone

    They used to be human That’s why we like them so much We can go cannibal with no sense of shame!

    We are no savage We no pay To see gladiators kill We are more human than that We are different We shoot zombies in the face! Shoot zombies in the face!

    Zombies are slow, predictable, old-fashioned We ain’t scared or surprised watching them in action A creative dead end Why are they still a trend?

    They’re our ex-neighbour! They’re that fucking pretentious bitch and your stupid bully boss They preserve your traits! Semi-human so we can hate them as much as you can

    They are all that we are afraid to be Anti-human Anti-human

    We are justified We have permission We are licensed cannibals By killing them, we declare We are different We are better I fear, I hate, I need my green neighbor!

    The more brutal you go The more relieved you’ll be It’s tolerated to go ape on them They’re filthy former human beings