I had to research drugs for names because I didn’t want to come up with names, but remembered the whole spiel about drugs making for cool wizard names. I wrote this thing just before I went to sleep, which is why I wasn’t too happy with it. To be honest, I also wanted to include [Testicular Torsion] as one of the heinous spells, but I forgor 💀.

Maybe I’ll answer some more prompts when a good one pops up. Thanks for reading.