Njalla — DHL sucks
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>From: [redacted]@dhl[redacted] >To: abuse@[redacted] >Subject: dhlsucks.com > >We noticed your registration of the domain dhlsucks.com. Unless you have been authorized by DHL to register this domain, >your act violates our client's intellectual property rights and is against the law. In case you have been authorized >by DHL to register the domain dhlsucks.com, please respond to this email and copy (cc) your DHL contact in the email so >we can verify the authenticity of your claim within 3 business days. From: abuse@[redacted] To: [redacted]@dhl[redacted] Subject: Re: dhlsucks.com Dear DHL, thanks for sending us an e-mail about your concerns about our domain name dhlsucks.com. We usually prefer getting these legal threats in physical form but we are aware of the skillset your company lacks in order to get physical letters delivered to it's destination. I think you can agree with us that it's nice having electronic mail, so much more efficient, dependable, environmentally friendly and cheap than shipping services are. Now, we'd like to know more about your complaint, are you saying that your company is so famously sucky that you have been granted the immaterial right for sucking? We are not sure we disagree with that statement, but we could of course feel we need to have proof that you're not just some scammer trying to take our stuff and not deliver, oh wait, I see. You're DHL, so that's basically what you do... By the way, you do know that it's against the law to take payment without delivering? Please get back to us within 1-18 months with a properly filled form for the complaint, that we will handle with the same expediency and care as your company does with our complaints when packages does not arrive. Don't get your hopes up (it's what you've taught us). Regards, Njalla

I didn’t know where to put it. I chose Privacy board, because there were posts here about Njalla before - and also because that it’s not a “meme”. Yeah… but it’s funny, though.

If you don’t know Njalla - please search for other topics related to them. You will be satisfied. And that’s bring us to the question - do we deserve it? :)

  • cber_quaternion@lemmy.ml
    5·
    3 years ago

    This is the best response to court trethening I have ever seen. Everyone who hosts privacy related services should reply like this to such emails.

    Only thing I can add to this is: Based Njalla

  • onlooker@lemmy.ml
    5·
    3 years ago

    We usually prefer getting these legal threats in physical form but we are aware of the skillset your company lacks in order to get physical letters delivered to it’s destination.

    Holy shit, Njalla came out swinging right out of the gate.

  • Echedenyan@lemmy.ml
    4·
    3 years ago

    DHL is the service used by Pine64 to send packages internationally.

    I tried to buy a piece in two different timea and DHL tried to make me pay 100€ more because I lived in the Canary Islands. Likely 34 of that quantity was because my Zip code was classified as a “remote area” by them.

    They have also lost packages in shipments from things I bought in other store.

  • CHEF-KOCH@lemmy.ml
    3·
    3 years ago

    Someone here works at DHL it seems…

    Totally clutch for DHL, the response was nice but feisty.

  • bunkrra@lemmy.ml
    1·
    3 years ago

    just prove the fact that “dhlsucks” is one word and they can go fck themselves. what intelectual property, like what a heck :D

  • Fluid@aussie.zoneEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Hilarious. I thought njalla got shutdown a few months back. Looks like they are back up and running. Any story on what happened?

  • マリウス@lemmy.ml
    0·
    3 years ago

    Little known fact on the side: Njalla can only be that cocky because they’re incorporated in a “tax haven” in which it is incredibly hard for authorities to enforce law. People usually hate on these type of schemes because they feel like bigwigs are robbing them of their money using such structures. However, instead, people should try to learn about these setups in order to be able to use these tools to their advantage, e.g. to do things like Njalla on their own.