The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前Miami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexertowww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1244arrow-down123cross-posted to: offbeat@lemmy.ca
arrow-up1221arrow-down1external-linkMiami mall shut down by police as rumors of “8-10ft” aliens inside go viral - Dexertowww.dexerto.comThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square40fedilinkcross-posted to: offbeat@lemmy.ca
minus-square【J】【u】【s】【t】【Z】@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前What if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
What if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
Stop shoplifting.