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Is this a kissing book?
My name is James Tiberius Kirk, you killed my friend, prepare to die!
I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have been genetically engineered in the 1950s and frozen until the 23rd century?
*my son
Edit: oops, that was the next movie!
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Kirk clears his throat
“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is ‘Never get involved in a land war in Asia.’”
Fred Savage: “But only slightly less well known is…?”
Kirk: “Never go up against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”
Hit bong and lobster
“As you wish”, replied Kirk.
But what he really meant was “I love you”
