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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

NextDoor User Comes Right Out And Asks If It Okay To Set Homeless Man On Fire

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NextDoor User Comes Right Out And Asks If It Okay To Set Homeless Man On Fire

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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LOS ANGELES—In a post to the app that garnered dozens of likes, local NextDoor user Janine Parry reportedly came right out and asked this week if it was okay to set a homeless man on fire. “Hey all, I’ve seen this guy around the neighborhood a few times, and I was wondering if anyone would mind if I doused him in…
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    Can that be done with fire?

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      I think if you douse them in alcohol first it is.

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        Many homeless are already doused in alcohol especially this time of year. Gotta stay warm even if it’s fake warm.

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          Ok ok, so can we use fire now?

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