things that are fake
Do you go to the library and point at all the story books saying “fake”? Yeah obviously it’s fiction, that doesn’t mean it’s not a nice (well, nice for 4chan) little story. You’re not Sherlock Holmes for realising a greentext might just be fabricated!
Fake
Yeah but story books don’t act like the stories are real
How many fiction books do you read that are like “ok so this is all fake there are no dragons actually”
Man if you need a disclaimer like that to get that a book is fiction, I don’t know what to say.
Feels that are real
Tears that were almost shed
I was waiting for a chat on pink ping pong balls
Literally the prequel to Up
Was totally expecting Franklin to be dating anons dad. Would explain all of the homophobic comments too.
rip
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