Perfect
Fellas, is it gay to have kids?
you cannot consider yourself straight if you desire the effiminate, female form. real men only yearn to have fightsex with other warriors with toned muscles
Absorbing male essence is accumulating power and actually very heterosexual
The vacant expression lol
Expectation:
Reality:
Lol
Lone Wolf and Schlub
Fucking LOL
Palestinian pushes a baby carriage [the media]: That’s hamas there’s rifles under the baby.
Chud american pushes a baby carriage literally toting rifles [the media]: Honest hardworking Christian.
The cup holders have me thinking it’s a bit
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yes
because straights are cringe and kids are cool
Probably the gayest thing you can do is have a kid.
Tucking a 75 round mag into my kid’s diaper as we go to the McDonald’s play place so I’m ready for Hamas infiltrators.
Every Diaper Carry
Armored Poop Carrier
BRB getting a velcro patch that says Born to Shit and attaching it to my child
Forced to suck on mommy milkers
One shit 1 kill
Ok, I would buy a diaper bag that says that.
better marketing than anything they have
after an intense firefight you need to take a minute to check your gear and slip a fresh baby into your plate carrier
standard IDF tactics
The baby carrier is $155 what the fuck who would actually buy this!
Folks there’s an all-terrain fucking baby stroller that costs $945. You should have your kid taken away if you think that’s a wise financial decision to buy any of these grifts
Is that really surprising in this consoomer nation where $50 thermos bottles instantly sell out?
I bought a $40 Zujirushi thermos
I had their $20 one for years, lost it, and wanted something larger and with less parts to cleanoh no wonder why I was getting spam mail phished for these fucking cups
People in the market for literal human shields, duh! The kevlar goes in before the baby, for comfort.
Don’t forget the class 4 steel plate
For armor I would always recommend ceramic over steel. In this case the steel spalling would dramatically increase the shock factor.
oh I know, I’m just imitating some gunfucker hogs I know who insist on buying metal plates over ceramic. They try to play it off by saying the Kevlar plate carrier will catch the spalls but that’s honestly more risk than it’s worth if you’re in the situation where you’re getting stitched with hot chunks of lead love.
The same people who have pictures or flags of Trump next to their family photos and in their bedroom
Plot twist: The diaper bags are for adult diapers
This tacticool stuff is stupid, but damn do I love me a million discrete pockets in various sizes. I couldn’t have afforded this when I had the need for it and still can’t, but for the sake of future parents, I do hope this pocket trend catches on.
Being able to tell what pocket you’re fishing around in blindly while dealing with a crying baby is so much easier when they’re different sizes, and having a mix of sizes to keep all your various supplies sorted, is so super helpful.
This tacticool stuff is stupid, but damn do I love me a million discrete pockets in various sizes. I couldn’t have afforded this when I had the need for it and still can’t, but for the sake of future parents, I do hope this pocket trend catches on.
May I introduce you to tech wear and functional clothing?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
This is great for when you need to tactically ascertain the fecal payload that your infant delivered kinetically
These have been retreat tested in Gaza by the IOF.
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative.
Basically 0% chance I’ll have a kid, but PALS on a baby carrier sounds actually useful.
Um…that’s not for babies, that’s IDF military gear.
I like how chuds need this bullshit because they think that fatherhood (the most quintessentially masculine thing you can do) makes them look feel effeminate lol
