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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago

Just hear me out...

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Just hear me out...

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    What that sandwormtussy do?

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      10 months ago

      He shai on my hulud until I butlerian in his jihad

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      10 months ago

      make spice 🥵

  • MaxOS [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    The cum jabbar

    • Backhandedsmack@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      This is the best comment I’ve seen on lemmy to date. Kudos.

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    i-spil-my-jice VOLCEL POLICE! HELP!

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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      10 months ago

      The people’s VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!

      volcel-vanguard

  • emizeko [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    Fear is the mindkiller

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    Bad Dragon already has one of these for real

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      10 months ago

      I know

  • odmroz [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    NO! NOOOOO

  • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    DO NOT FUCK THE SANDWORM I REPEAT DO NOT FUCK THE SANDWORM

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      Sandworms cannonically cannot fuck (humans at least), even if they really really want to.

      • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        don’t tell me tell this person

        • BovineUniversity@hexbear.net
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          They do get real horny though

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    10 months ago

    volcel-kamala

  • ChapoKrautHaus [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    These new fleshlights are getting scary man

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    The Butt(er) Jihad

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    blob-no

  • CyborgMarx [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Booty Boot Camp New Game+

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