L4sBot@lemmy.worldMB to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoFirst functional human brain tissue produced through 3D printinginterestingengineering.comexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1168arrow-down13file-textcross-posted to: becomeme@sh.itjust.works
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minus-squaretoothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·10 months agoThat sounds both dystopian and amazing. Bio-neural-CPU’s when?
minus-squareZron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·10 months agoPlaying doom. Middle of a boss fight. Holy shit I’m gonna do it… Stutter. Stutter. Looping audio. Black screen. I forgot to feed my cpu. Kick computer in frustration. Printer sends out 911 text message. Arrested for attempted murder. Old judge gives me life in prison because “all human life is sacred”
minus-squareRobotToasterlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 months agoThe server is down Have you tried rebooting it? No, it’s depressed and wants a hug.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoWhatever you do, don’t let Neelix (or his cheese) near any of them.
minus-squarebruhduh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoIt was made already https://www.newscientist.com/article/2363095-80000-mouse-brain-cells-used-to-build-a-living-computer/ https://newatlas.com/computers/human-brain-chip-ai/ https://www.nature.com/articles/nature.2015.18536
That sounds both dystopian and amazing. Bio-neural-CPU’s when?
Playing doom.
Middle of a boss fight.
Holy shit I’m gonna do it…
Stutter.
Stutter.
Looping audio.
Black screen.
I forgot to feed my cpu.
Kick computer in frustration.
Printer sends out 911 text message.
Arrested for attempted murder.
Old judge gives me life in prison because “all human life is sacred”
The server is down
Have you tried rebooting it?
No, it’s depressed and wants a hug.
Whatever you do, don’t let Neelix (or his cheese) near any of them.
What about Twovix?
It was made already https://www.newscientist.com/article/2363095-80000-mouse-brain-cells-used-to-build-a-living-computer/ https://newatlas.com/computers/human-brain-chip-ai/ https://www.nature.com/articles/nature.2015.18536