Saturday! Comedown Day!
Big Breakfast Day! Berocca Day!
Love you all being you Day!
You Do You Day!
Edit: RIP 3rd Party Reddit Apps. You weathered that capitalist hellscape with grace and fortitude. We will never forget all that you stood for. 💜
Today’s c/Melbourne daily thread has 2.3x as many comments as r/Melbourne.
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lemon cake poem
Waiting for the lemon cake cool
Before I slap on icing so sweet.
Heap of nutella on a teaspoon,
Choc and hazelnut such a treat.I got a craving I can’t ignore,
I think losing my damn head.
I got a craving I want more,
Tummy rumbing for that sweetbread.Oh, impatience rising within me!
Gimme that sugar fix, entropy!
Hurry up and cool my cake!
Took me forty minutes to bake!Little dog and I are staying awake so we can witness Midnight bot’s very first live appearance. Plus the cricket’s on. Good luck Midnight bot. 🤞
Don’t hold it against him if he fails to get it up. It’s his first time!
It’s alright. We can just cuddle. NO PRESSURE
dumb poem
Nightmares are burned away at first light,
My dreams are rare but worth the fight.
Puss slept-guard on my doona and chest,
Better-Half’s snoring scared off the rest.
Wake and piss like a broken hydrant,
I might take off, missing the toilet.
Coffee in my hand, heater in my face,
Catch up on this thread at a steady pace.
Thank you for sharing pics of your cats,
I saw them all and want to give them all pats!
Love you all, amazing humans you all are,
Stay beautiful, stay excellent, you all raise the bar.I’m thinking pizza and a movie. Might roll with 1981’s Excalibur. With a saucy little Helen Mirren as Morgana le Fay (and many others ☺️
I’m watching the doco ‘Me and me Dad’ (on him by his daughter Katrine) on the strength of this.
How do you rate it?
Just saw this now - excellent.
Was all set to have a semi lazy day of random house cleaning when one of the mini peelers reminded me of my promise to take her to the farmers market. Off we go!
I’ve never been, but aren’t they more of a sunday morning thing?
The Coburg one is Saturday, Carlton too I think. Alphington is Sunday though.
wow. watching “what’s eating gilbert grape” is a real 90s flashback. life was fun when we didnt know johnny depp is a dick.
what/ ? Depp is an awesome person.
he’s an abusive arsehole. visiting kids in a hospital doesnt negate abusing your girlfriend. she might also be an arsehole, mind, but that doesnt stop him being a dick.
