• justheretoroasts@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    My favorite thing about Todd Howard is his ability to lie to thousands of eager fans with a straight face.

    Can’t wait to play Starfield: Ultra Special Deluxe BattleBox Edition on my Samsung Motorola GAMERXTREME VR Headset with turbosuck 2000 haptic feedback.

    • BaroqueInMind@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      Turbosuck 2000 is already outdated. Turbosuck 3000 added a microtransaction store upgrade that sells fondle your balls with super-turbo suck DLC now.