When I was a kid, our closet neighbor was Uncle Ron. My dad said he was imaginary, but I’m pretty sure he was real cuz he had a motorcycle named Mustache that he and my mom would ride around the neighborhood after they’d give me $20 to go see a movie. One time, my mom got so hot that she passed out and that’s why Uncle Ron was saving her life when I walked into the room.
When I was a kid, our closet neighbor was Uncle Ron. My dad said he was imaginary, but I’m pretty sure he was real cuz he had a motorcycle named Mustache that he and my mom would ride around the neighborhood after they’d give me $20 to go see a movie. One time, my mom got so hot that she passed out and that’s why Uncle Ron was saving her life when I walked into the room.
Your Uncle Ron was an American Hero, son. I’m sure he saved many a mom in his day.