• CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world
    466·
    10 months ago

    The bible Jesus probably never existed, but there were clearly a guy a lot of people followed called Jesus that the romains crucified.

    • Dem Bosain@midwest.socialEnglish
      161·
      10 months ago

      Except his name was probably some version of Joshua. The Jesus spelling comes from the Greek, where a lot of masculine names end in -s.

        • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
          3·
          10 months ago

          Yeshua = god will save us. Interesting how the guy who would be a saviour would be named that. Like the rebellion leader being named Rebel, the evil villain who gets eight limbs named Dr. Octavious, or the evil guy being named Darkside.

          Must be a pure coincidence

      • NaibofTabr@infosec.pubEnglish
        7·
        10 months ago

        No you’re thinking of the other thing people worship… that passenger ship they made a movie about.

        It was definitely the arugala that kaled him.

        • Rolando@lemmy.world
          111·
          10 months ago

          that passenger ship they made a movie about.

          PILATE: “Are you the King of the Jews?”

          JESUS: “No.” (strikes t-pose) “I’m the King of the World!!!”