Well somebody had to be first and I’m pretty sure he has a Ricky Bobby mindset.

Capycara

One with big, nasty, pointy teeth

He clearly didn’t have the right of neigh.

Earning that Daddy moniker

Pedocillin

Maybe she just had a bad case of the runs.

Matchbox used to make a line of plane toys, not sure if they still do. Been a few years since I paid attention to toy cars

And no bright lights.

Pie fighter