I also forgot to click the citation - it wasn’t to an article, just a generic info page about the site.

The Australian Geographic one was about Evolutionary Mimicry, so half a point for that I guess.

The fake summary was bad enough, but it makes citations too!

That screen appears when booting a game, not the console itself.

It’s ingredient neutral then.

Semi-related, in Burnout 3 someone misheard and muted the word ‘stuck’ in Chronic Future’s Time and Time Again. It will always be funny.

Ah yes I often use the Minecraft launcher to buy the latest AAA titles

Reminds me of the kereru, who are mildly infamous in NZ for getting drunk on berries and then falling on your roof with the elegance and grace of a brick. Look at this adorable idiot.

May I share Wikipedia’s List of Lists of Lists

Wefwef and Voyager are the same app, they renamed it.

Talking to the mirror while you desperately try to hold back your tears

I haven’t blocked them, but so many posts get made there that if you subscribe to it something like 60% of your feed will just be from 196.

oh no, it’s in my head now

Stephen Merchant

The people who spend money on awards are.

I can imagine there being at least a few power users that award regularly. Wasn’t there an award you could give out for $100 or something?

Ever since I saw this XKCD I’ve called it Squill

You are evil. I love you.

This is my first time hearing of xeyes… if those started appearing all over my screen I’d probably freak out too.

I’ve seen a small bit masking tape works best for the optical sensor prank. You could probably feel a whole post it dragging on the bottom of the mouse.

I guess if the mouse is wireless you could take the dongle out and put it back inside the mouse, too.

I don’t think so, I’ve swapped motherboards several times since and the license has remained.

I used to borrow Windows keys off the old PCs in my office’s e-waste pile, my best guess is it’s one of those keys that’s somehow still activating each time I reinstall.

I have never once paid for Windows, yet at some point a digital license showed up on my Microsoft account and I’ve never gotten an Activate Windows prompt on any of my subsequent Windows installations.