We need more naked men on our coins. I’d start carrying change.

This is the plot to the Paw Patrol movie.

Thanks for being a racist piece of shit in public, so everyone knows you’re a racist piece of shit. Now fuck off.

I had stage 2 where the nitrogen bubbles traveled to the brain. Since I was not diagnosed right away they believe proteins started to form around the bubble. So after multiple “trips” in the hyperbaric chamber I was still experiencing negative symptoms.

Not the pain but the psychological and personality changes lead to it.

Kinda funny, but I left the church after I got decompression sickness from scuba diving.

Is there an option , without getting thrown in jail, where my tax dollars aren’t used to kill brown children across the globe?

You don’t?

Accidentally put tide pods in the dishwasher. Then served dinner on said dishes. Everything tasted and smelled of laundry soap.

Anyone else like to breath when they require oxygen?

Tradition. I think it’s just the photographers asking for the shot

This got me rock hard.

I would be so broken and angry if I had to go through that terrible experience twice.

Guns and cops destroying another family.

An instrument of death?

That’s why sitting to pee is superior.

Why not both?

I wish we could learn from our mistakes.

Good, now stop drilling altogether.

Welp, we’re fucked.