Amphibious ships are much more likely to get sunk. Hanging out close to shore, weak armaments, huge radar cross sections. has the opportunity to do something extremely funny.

Yeah, naval guns operate on basically the same principles as artillery.

All those countries that have been so eager for America to open bases on their soil: here is your future.

Biden grinding his teeth and fidgeting uncontrollably onstage

And then gave the company responsible a ton of money, ostensibly to do something basically the same.

Imagining the type of guy to be on vacation in Lisbon and stay up all night to watch the debate

Ask your friend about the literal state of American university labs versus everywhere else. They’re dirty, disorganized, dysfunctional, and everything comes down to potential profitability

The music video is another level of bad, too. The best part is when the shirtless guy taps “the screen” and it gets wiggly and he looks really proud of himself.

EDIT: oh, right, it’s the guy who died

Just you wait until they figure out how to stop their rockets from exploding on launch or leaking helium everywhere! You won’t be laughing then!

Amber volcel police whataboutism

I start screaming “CASTLE DOCTRINE” as I do combat rolls like a cop whose car was hit with an acorn

CIA Heart Attack Gun strikes again

How many slurp juices?

Like with where everyone involved agrees to not talk about it or write it down ever

You can physically push my hand into the grass but I will not touch it

Bob Dole predicts Bob Dole ain’t watching that shit

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