We’ll spare no expense!

They can even use the catchphrase “Roll out”

There is, but the profits aren’t as high as a slow apocalypse.

If that’s not pulling yourself up by the bootstraps, well then I don’t know what is.

But his plate armour already has dents in it! Why can’t I get new armour! Everyone is going to make fun of me!

Or like when you and a buddy are fucking a bear and yell “fuck”.

Oh yeah! Well then how do you explain that the transmission is working in kahoots with this engine! /s

But to them, they are rewarded. They get to beat and even kill minorities and poor people without consequences.

To be fair, they know the state of the world; I’d probably choose to stay in space.

Violence is never the answer! Sometimes, it is a question.

Let them eat cake denied!

• Insurance companies

FTFY

And then he gets off scot free because the prosecutor keeps calling him Mario.

WTF‽

If the eyebrows are not split, you must acquit!

And that’s how Sonic learned, them ain’t your Funyuns, them’s Foxxy’s Funyuns!

What’s more efficient, and environmentally friendly, more smaller subs, or fewer larger subs?

But, six is also a much higher number. Do you really think he can count that high?

But what if it was some kind of hot tub Time machine… Turns to look at camera

What country was your Woolworths from, and is the Australian Woolworths the same company?

Probably the Book of Mormon original Broadway cast recording. But I’d have to cut out 1 song, that’d be difficult to choose which one.