Pawns, becoming increasingly bored, move to the center of the board for a game of flag football.

Small suggestion, research drop foot. A small amount of nerve damage can cause the foot to drag a bit and will cause falls and clumsiness.

I continue to be mystified at this. I couldn’t make this many wrong decisions if I tried.

Everyone vote for this one, I want to see how it is interpreted.

Don’t bother, they’re restoring them.

Do you think spez knows what an EU is?

White Pawns hold a vote to remove the White king. Black pawns vote in disguise to remove him.

Por que no los dos?

Double check, they restored my deleted comments and posts.

Pawns begin a line dance to Achy Braky Heart when Billy Ray Cyrus appears on the board.

Guy goes to see his Mom.

Why are we even pretending the distaff Williamson is even serious?

Legion.

Day or two of work, looks like home.

We noticed.

I don’t care.

Gentrify the black rooks.

Is the gun loaded?

Pants. Endless piles of black pants.

Queen’s Pawn - Inverted En Passant, Wellington style.