Maybe those alternate history guys had the right idea…

Resting catface syndrome

This screenshot is an attack made by chemists with the intent to cause aneurysms on unsuspecting biologists.

2,790,815.09 hours. (318.586 years)

⌤ You just wanted be contrarian, didn’t you? (Have a nice day tomorrow too)

Alright, why do we have picture of that? Who made it real?

It feels like it was just yesterday…

Most games end in the tower collapsing, but the ones I play usually end with somebody’s jaw broken. So maybe we could play by my rules this time?

Huh, people usually don’t apologize after giving gifts

Just don’t die? Seems simple to me mate

Mine’s called lettuce because she’s green.

Could you send it to me too

Whoa that cat holding the flower is awesome. Only if I too could send it to acrocanthosarus…

A dream of mine is having a house in the wilderness. No neighbors, no politics, no meaningless arguments. Just me, a plot of land and some chemicals to cook drugs with

I have done some more googling (I can’t stress this enough, I am just googling)

The top alternatives are rFC (genetically modified cells produce the required enzyme) and MAT (human monocytes do the detection) They’re more costly, picking ready fruit is easier than growing an orchard.

Also I should mention how new the alternatives are, they’re just (2018 is just now for me lol) getting their approvals and regulations so given time LAL will be replaced.

I see you, your abundance of silly can’t hide from me :3

I googled it for you, there is LAL which is a blood clotting agent (that exists only in the blood of horseshoe crabs) that reacts with the bacterial capsule which makes it important for vaccine safety tests. Alternatives do exist but ya know, money is more important to corporations than some animal’s life.

I always thought it was about not getting sued for false advertising. Like some dentist would file a lawsuit because he wants money doesn’t recommend that particular brand

Gal is not allowed joy on a weekday. Cruel machinations of capitalism 😢

Heck enjoy yourself tomorrow too