Everyone was trying to beat the tariffs and it ended up creating record exports.

This explains and teaches so much about civilization.

We need it today. Prevention is better than Haulocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo. Sorry that last part just came out. I feel a little bad. It’s serious though.

They always look like window reflections to me.

Maybe it’s some sort of closet code for the Hershey highway…

Tourism went down in Berlin in 1935, but that’s not the same thing, right?

What a racist.

Run for office is the noble thing. But lately with all the crime all the way to the top, I think hmm maybe I should just commit a few felonies. Get rich off the backs of losers. That’s what we do in America right?

2 words: 1. Enshittification. 2. Revolution.

Whether I’m the dark or in the light, shit always smells.

Yay Capitalism!

I’m sure there are quite a few people that would love to see him choke on a flag.

No. Those are gravy Seal wannabees. Ice isn’t doing anything on the streets. They are doing the behind the scenes stuff. Deputized bounty hunters are the ones in the streets. No badge, no authority, and as you know instantly disavowed.

This or 4 day work weeks. One or the other, or I’ll do nothing and just accept it.

So tired of everyone stroking the Emporer’s fragile ego. Dear Leader can learn to suck himself off.

Oh yes we are. The news has a short memory but we don’t. F that guy.

Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Taco is old and soggy. Want new taco with spicy salsa.

Cover them both in glitter. If you can’t tell a kidnapper from an ICE agent they should all go to jail.

You look so luxurrrious!