Kamala Harris is the most likely pick. She was pushed for by Jim Clyburn, and his endorsement is what handed Biden South Carolina, and he has a lot of sway with black Democratic voters. Passing her over would be seen as a snub to them and that’s a major Dem voting block that they can’t afford to alienate. But she has negative charisma and the White House basically shoved her in a closet to do nothing so she doesn’t have much to show in the way of accomplishments. And she’s awful in debates - better than Trump or Biden but anyone who remembers the 2020 primary remembers that the only thing she did was torpedo Biden’s standing and then getting smacked around for being a cop.

Gavin Newsome (governor of California) is a big deal in the party but “governor of Commiefornia” is a position with a lot of heat that might not play well in swing states.

Personally I think Dems’ best shot is Gretchen Whitmer (gov of Michigan) - midwestern, has a bit of a name on the national stage from being targeted by CHUDS for assassination so she’d have a lot of cred in the fight against MAGA. Josh Shapiro (gov of PA) is floated a lot too, but I don’t know much about him.

The funniest option?

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Again?

I hate him, I hate how much they spammed screenshots of his awful unfunny tweets all over

Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

Softcore pornography

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Oh that’s who it was!

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Didn’t he comment on one of her relationships at the time? I think Trump just loves celebrity gossip and Swift is an unending source of it.

She got that Ziggy Stardust drip

Isn’t that the woman he groomed?

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It’s YouTube comments As long as you’re not being a slobbering racist it’s a step up from the norm

Just post it. If you don’t want the streamer to think you’re being mean you can just say, like, “Loved the video otherwise” or something at the end

Big streamers aren’t your friends but you can legitimately develop friendships in smaller streams the same way some people develop friends over stuff like WoW

The pasta police will be at your door shortly

For the record I wanted to make a pun that mixed “gestapo” with “pasta” like “gepasto” but I don’t think it would come out that well

I mean gay men are into two men doing it, and gay women are into two women doing it. I think we should just accept that people who are into a single gender are into two people of that gender being hot and bothered.

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