Well, it’s Trumphog Day… again.

The part where it gives random results of varying quality, sparky.

Wrong again, sparky.

Your performative concern for animals is noted.

Cats are obligate carnivores, sparky. That means they can’t be vegan.

Because it makes bigots like you mad.

Yeah, it’s clear that you’re more interested in finding something to mad about than you are in the truth.

It’s not an insult to us, but they see it as an attack.

Craftsman was the first brand that came to mind.

Because you’re supposed to bully fascists. He’s a couchfucker.

The AP deleted their fact check, and the whole story stated because of a passage in the first printing of his book. He’s a couchfucker.

You may be thinking of TNG’s second season, which ended with the abysmal “Shades of Grey”. The third season ended with “The Best of Both Worlds, Part 1”

Which is a type of democracy.

Don’t forget the horrors it’ll produce from absorbing the Dwarf Fortress subreddits.

No, sweetie, you really don’t understand the primary process, or how presidential elections work in this country.

Had his party prevent a primary process? Do you have even the slightest idea of how presidential elections work? The incumbent president enjoys the presumption of being the nominee as long as they can, and want to, run again. If you didn’t understand that the first time around, that’s your fault.

No, it’s making fun of that assumption.

It would cost far more to not address the issue.

He doesn’t actually mean everyone. He’d have no problem with his mistress getting breast implants.