Based and actually good advice

Not only will not touch you, I will avoid eye contact and make myself as small as possible in my seat for fear of unwantingly touching you. Then i would apologize a lot for some reason

Your eyes are stunning 😍 No way you’re real. People aren’t that pretty!

Petrificus Totalus!

I should have specified they are prescription from a doctor lol

Drugs. Lots of drugs

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean!

This is the problem with commodifying every industry into something that should generate money or be “profitable.” The needed industries that don’t make ass loads of money for investors and as a byproduct, employees, don’t attract as many people as the ones that do.

I was born. Man, what a mistake that was!

Like it says in the Bible (Matthew 26:52), “Live by the stick, die by the explosive drone.”

I remember how awesome Distant Worlds was, as a community event, and I wish I appreciated it more at the time. 65000 light years and back, I even bought a T-shirt and coin to commemorate the event lol o7

Vaporware until proven otherwise. I’ve given up on caring

The deadline to putting out that fire is 12am, if he starts at 11pm he should be fine

Looks like a regular day living with ADHD, honestly

These guys, as Duke Nukem would say, have balls of steel. 🫡

Be the shitpost you want to see in the world.

Still around 500k (just in Hillsborough county) without power. Some stuff near me is coming back on, but entire neighborhoods are flooded, filled with downed trees and debris everywhere. Probably the worst hurricane to hit Tampa in a very long time.

10/10 because you seem like a cool lady :) (also because you’re super beautiful)

Day 2 no power, the streets are dark, disaster tourism is at its peak.

Quality shitpost