Unrelated but we should be putting googly eyes on all tanks from here on out.
They should build a giant enclosure over the Kaaba so it can be air conditioned. Or at the very least put in those mister-fan combos all over the place that are in amusement parks.
I can’t wait for them to get hit with a small fine that doesn’t scale at all with how much they actually make in a year.
Even numbers are the best volume numbers and I will die on this hill.
At least the aliens have nipples, that’s the important part about all of this.
Wouldn’t it make more sense for the Lego man head to fit into alternating butt slots instead of the left one only? This way the centipede doesn’t list to the left.
sits down at the login screen
sigh, stares into the distance
Types password in and gets back to work
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All countries should do this lol
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He probably won’t be pennyless. People like this have offshore accounts and untraceable currency. But if he ever shows an inkling of having wealth after all this, then that’s an opportunity to claim more assets.
They say “we hope people renew”
So another 100 years? 200 years of hosting? Amazing.
Finally my years of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V will finally pay off.
I had to specifically mute all of my notifications because I couldn’t find out what app was causing them and it was driving me nuts. Steps below for a Pixel phone if anyone is interested in how to mute notifications without having to go into vibrate mode.
For a Pixel 7 phone:
Settings -> Sound & Vibration -> Default notification sound -> My Sounds -> None
If you don’t say it, the commercial never ends
Unrealistic for the party to open one of the doors. All doors should be kicked in.