Lucky for him, the bloody case will never go to trial

Sigh

Do they not trust that we can remember it’s Star Wars without trotting out the same tired characters?

Ah yes, Gentle Ben, the cultural highlight of… checks notes… 1967

let us you better pray

Poodoo!

Who knows, maybe next time that’ll be you in that statistic. Not that it’ll be a big loss for society

Whoosh

But ANH came out 20 years before the prequels, and therefore it’s the prequels that are inconsistent with the established character?

Though the connection between Trump and the nation’s coastline isn’t immediately obvious, he seemingly demonstrated how much thought he puts into our ocean at a Sunday rally in the famously land-locked Las Vegas, when he broke into a multiple-minute manic monologue, musing on shark attacks and sinking batteries.

I mean, who else has done more for big ocean water than trump?

I’ve had it up to here with these missing wigs!

Governor, I hardly know her

Finally got the hang of this, 51 s today 🎉

One word : Thundercougarfalconbird

“I’m living the American nightmare!”

Alas, where I and the Trump campaign agree… Just not on the details

Well, better late than never

I’m a generous tipper at sit down restaurants, but draw the line at places where I’m grabbing a prepackaged sandwich and drink and being asked to tip the employee to literally ring up the items at the cash register. I wonder if the expansion of this practice is turning people off of tipping even when it’s warranted, hence these statistics

The more you know

Both 1 & 2 are now live, nice!

The CEO of Square hinted a Chrono Trigger HD2D remake is in the works too.

Oh GODDDD please

I agree, clearly an intelligent man and a worthwhile read. His take on Ukraine is spot on.

A few of those nonsequitors seem to be related to battling a cold (eg, the comment on his voice) or referring to other aides who are perhaps moving through the room. TIME should do a better job with annotations in these cases, and not just the one time he mixed up Putin and Jinping.

Also, no journalist would ever pose some of these questions to Trump. Values based vs practical base? The man would think you were talking about baseball