That’s it momma and I are going for a long train ride
That’s it momma and I are going for a long train ride
Theoden: “You could have gotten a mule.”
This isn’t the bong you’re looking for
Wife swap
Hm. I cast the seventh level spell Inflammatory Bowel Disease
And he has a beard you could have gotten lost in if it hadn’t been wrapped around a tree
I have car tacos like once a month I dunno what you’re talking about. I also wear a lot of loud prints to cover up stains for unrelated reasons
I’ma show this to my wife the next time the smoke thing beeps as an excuse to get a fancy new thermometer.
*honey
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
The look on mom’s face when we get to the dentist after she said we were going to Disney
Did the poor baby think their rude, unsolicited advice was going to be accepted with glee? Grow the fuck up.
go fuck yourself and stop assuming people don’t already know what’s best about their diets for themselves
If I was president I would make Tuesdays a holiday
My stank don’t get much hoobier
Ooo they card read good
All I remember about Tustin is it has damn fine Vietnamese food
If they bring a mariachi band I’m sold