No government can afford giving large enough baby bounties to move the needle. Kids are really, really expensive.

It’s also a safeguard against the reigning power using bogus prosecutions against their opposition, like we see in many authoritarian states.

Jailing someone in the middle of a trial is a hugely disruptive delay. But now the trial is over, and the judge gets to count all ten counts of contempt (so far!) against Trump during sentencing. Trump has also been doing everything that a repentant defendant should not be doing, so even though it’s his first offense, he might get some actual jail time. Not the max, but maybe a few months. Especially if he violates the gag order and goes after the judge of his family again. Or the jurors.

They’re against anything that the Democrats want. If the Democrats decided to fix the pothole out front, Republicans would rally in favor of potholes’ right to damage your car.

Because Jack Dorsey is obsessed with the same “free speech absolutism” that Elon Musk is, and he’s butter that people don’t want to be shown Nazi propaganda, hate speech, and all that other shit on his platforms.

Dorsey is an idiot, just like Musk. Don’t let their money fool you.

It’s in Florida, the state that outlawed water breaks for construction workers. I’m surprised they have any laws left that aren’t just “obey your landlord/employer or die.”

Gerrymandering, structural advantages, etc. the same as it’s always been.

Because unfortunately the pro-Israel, pro- cop Democratic candidates are much closer to the average voter than the nutbag religious extremists are.

No, it went to open signups a few months ago. I’ve been on it since February.

The US government also did time travel so that Obama could kill Kennedy.

If Elon Musk had had the misfortune to be poor, he would have been institutionalized by now. But since he’s rich, the media just fawns over all his whacko bullshit.

Even if the system isn’t corrupt, it’s run by humans who make mistakes. It’s only a matter of time before one of those mistakes gets an innocent person executed. The only way to execute zero innocent people is to execute zero people.

Because Trump would be so much better on the issue, right?

Maybe, though, it’s enough to get the coroner to take another look at his death.

He’s a high profile corporate whistleblower who allegedly committed suicide. Any coroner who isn’t already triple checking everything is way too corrupt or lazy to bother with another look.

The year is 2065. E. Jean Carroll is the richest human alive. She rules a business empire that stretches across the globe and even to Mars. This empire does not charge for services, sell products or even take investor funding.

Its only source of revenue is suing the immortal cyborg that is Donald Trump, who even after 40 years of taking Ls is still pathologically unable to keep his fucking mouth shut.

Arcane was such a an amazing show. Both because it was amazing on its own and because it made me go so crazy over show from a video game I care nothing for.

I’ve played 2 games of LOL in my life and I still loved Arcane to death. Season 2 can’t come fast enough.

Only the Senate gets to block appointments like that, and Democrats control the Senate.

I would rather have an actual orange baboon as president than Donald Trump.

But you need states to agree to that, which runs into the same issue as an amendment does.

The good news is that Biden isn’t even a forgetful old man. The media just takes every normal slip up he makes and runs it non-stop.