im busy

Basic Income? I’ll wait for Advanced Income

There will be no need for humans if robots are out there blowing everyone!

less protein.

to everyone edging right now

I’m not some kind of pervert that would write that explicitly

the best way to find glory holes

damn most guys telling me they got magical balls only got 2

Ok this is gonna be awesome, trust, me. Imagine you got a friend who likes to fluff, a friend who likes to blow loads, a friend who likes to get blasted, and a friend who likes to swallow. Alright, we get it, you’re privileged. The average person only knows one person who likes one thing. Now imagine an app that automatically does match making and schedules the fluffer, the blast target, the swallower, and the package to all meet up just in time do their roles. We’ll call it Swallumloads. First, we’ll need a blockchain, we’ll call the tokens Strokens, and the match making will be powered by a 4 way reverse auction. The roles in highest demand will be offered Strokens (Swallumloads tokens) and the roles in least demand will receive tokens. Think of it like Uber for boners.

a good captain always goes down on her ship?

for the rest of us, a good captain always goes down on her ship.

He is my King Dedede, and I am his Kirby.

Only 800 million? That’s not even a quickie.

all of those poor unswallowed loads

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there is a weird bug where I select the “memes” community (the one without a domain) and it goes to lemmy.ml instead of hexbear. It’s happened to me twice. The first time I assumed it was my mistake, but I verified before posting this time. Very strange.

I honestly thought I was posting this to memes@hexbear lol

Air fry 375 for 3-5 minutes. Use a baking sheet, don’t even bother with extra pans for various shapes, just dump the egg on the sheet and don’t spill a drop. I prefer to break the yoke and spill the yellow over the white so it’s almost like a scrambled egg. Usually this ends up close to enough to bread shaped. Do any spices/toppings/pepper/salt you normally like.