My prediction is everyone will be happy and completely normal about the election results

75 miles seems like a lot, I’ll have to start running a few micropenises to get in shape first

Les tankies et le wokisme, such a beautiful language

Elon Musk doing to the US what the US usually does to foreign economies to destroy them

Petition to rename the UN General Assembly to Depression Kahoot

One of many injustices in Gaza is that the enemies of Palestinians will never have to mourn the loss of a good person

Hitler Where it Hurts

Especially funny since in the original Warcraft 3 campaign she gets killed and revived as a ghost-like Banshee. Then in the expansion for the game she plays a bigger role in the story, so naturally the devs decided they had to retcon her to be a “sexy” undead elf after all. They were so close to accidentally having a non-sexualised female main character lol

Warcraft 3 was my absolute favorite game back then, I must have wasted a thousand hours on just custom games through the years.

Needless to say, the followup being the somewhat successful Word of Warcraft made sure there would never be an actual sequel in a genre I actually like lol. And then much later they decided to “reforge” the game and the less is said about that, the better

I want all of you to know that I love you too much to post a screenshot of this post to !badposting@hexbear.net with a title like “I just remembered the time I remembered the time Konami accidentally(?) released this absolute banger of postmodern box art”, but it

As a normie who’s only heard a few bits of Star Citizen second hand, my mental image for “only Star Citizen can do this” is the player character insrantly falling to the planet’s core while assuming limb configurations not yet seen by man because the physics engine is too busy simulating the inner parts of a coffee machine in the room next door.

Maybe just shooting for “generic AAA” wouldn’t be so bad at this point

The only crabs I want to see in association with Bolsonaro are these ones

Elon started stuttering like crazy after realizing that the next 10 trump assassins are in the audience right now

The last time my country got attacked on multiple fronts they officially called it the German Greater Reich, so the Israel comparison is not as hard to imagine as you might think…

Someone tell me whether PYRAMID #1 is brat so I know how to feel about this

The US collapsing in the next 3 weeks to spare the rest of the world endless election news bullshit would be pretty cool tbh

That’s Hillary in a Donald Trump fursuit, I can tell by how dry he’s looking!

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what do you mean we could be