The potatoes are not what they seem

That’s how they get you. Gotta buy a corn cup.

Hungry enough to pay for food at a restaurant

Nice! Thanks for the share.

You’re hired!

Toe fuck or get fucked.

The guy at the gas station blasting his shitty rap music begs to differ

Whoa! That’s illegal buddy. In more ways than one…

No I’m isn’t

Wait, bloods and crisps are still a thing?

Damn I get that many in a day at least here in California

Not to go off on a tangent, but…

To scale though. You can tell because Oklahoma is the armpit along with Arizona…

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It’s time to cook, Jesse.

Debatable. He’s not a full idiot but I do wonder sometimes

Wouldn’t it still take time to heat up? My sink takes 30 seconds to get hot.

Great until I buy all your water

He said spite, not spit

American people