This isn’t an original joke, btw. I used to tell it 20 years ago. It was a favorite of mine for a bit.

Related joke:

What do you do when you’re attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

Buttah we’reah theese aclosa…! 🤌🏼

Eh, seems like it’s a little fuzzy depending on whom you ask. I’d still call you a Millennial and that jives with the Generation X Wikipedia page:

“Researchers and popular media often use the mid-1960s as its starting birth years and the late 1970s as its ending birth years, with the generation being generally defined as people born from 1965 to 1980.”

“Fire at Will!” Always evokes a similar response from me.

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The quote is from 2015, though the concept is not new. As well as being entertained, I am here to learn, so I would ask if you could expound on your statement? His description seems to describe a fascist as a “weak man”. I’m just not familiar with what you are referencing.

Edit: With further reading I do see what you’re saying. I have just never looked at it through that lens. Thanks for letting me know!

I am only here to acknowledge your lovely MadTV Stuart reference and leave this link for others:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DWShK9a-o

The shit apple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree.

Edit: I am told this is a quote often used by fascists to exemplify strength and other beliefs I don’t align with, so I’ll remove it.

I hadn’t really thought of it along those lines. Apologies to the community.

Check out Big Clive. He’ll put anything through a SodaStream. The below link is Fireball, but he’s done a dozen or more different experiments with it and not all work. He’s a neat guy though.

https://youtu.be/6nWHpiTAVhY

This hubbub may evolve into a kerfuffle or a donnybrook.

I ask them if they find my car keys to please retrieve them.

Yes, you’ve got it. Now go apologize to poor Todd.

Ah, I see now. Thank you for the link. They are indeed wonderful, but I love the simplicity of Owen’s. All are heaps nicer than ours which now seem boring.

But Owen…you’re Canadian…! :-O

What state/locale is this sticker from? I very much admire this sense of humor. Were the other options as entertaining?

German comedian in monotone: I just flew in to Zurich and my armz, zey are tired.

Audience: cough.

“Dan Osborn, the independent Nebraska Senate candidate”

“Dan Osborn, the independent Nebraska Senate candidate”

How is Jenny and does Tommy know?

For a while I didn’t block them b/c I wanted to see what and how much they were posting. The shtick was indeed getting old and after seeing the glut of posts today, I blocked them. Enough is enough and I know what they are about.

Trolling. Trolling and disinformation.