My beagle insists on being little spoon at night, so I hug him until he starts dreaming and jostles me awake. Then I make him move to my feet because I can’t stand how he moves when he dreams while I’m also trying to sleep lol

Same!

Omg that makes me so happy. I love my spoders. I moved into my house 2 years ago and so far, I’ve had 5 different spiders. One male and four females. They all die eventually, but I love watching them grow.

I love jumping spiders. I have 3 females living in my house right now and they’re the best. I love coming across them in my daily life.

Thank you!

Thank you!

I’m IT and my cousin is software. I had to teach him basic computer maintenance…

I don’t, unfortunately.

Nobody is entirely sure. At least 20, but I think she’s closer to 30

The kids at my school didn’t get away with it because social media and all that shit. This was also in 2014-2015, so tracking down whodunnit was exceptionally easy lol

Kids are so dumb.

In senior year, my school district had 30+ bomb threats in one year. Every time we’d hear the loudspeaker ring, we’d just start grabbing our shit. They stopped telling people about them after a while because evacuating the kids once a week was a shitshow. Every threat was linked to a handful of kids who wanted attention or wanted to get out of tests/homework. I was out sick on the day the feds showed up and started arresting kids.

That doesn’t change the fact that doggy-dog is incorrect.

Dog-eat-dog

My pets. They deserve the best. They’re all so spoiled.

Me when I’m in the sun for 30 seconds

Bro needs a doctor lmao

Just got diagnosed with lupus and now I have to explain to people that I have to take extreme precautions when out and about because the sun can fuck me up super bad.

That’s an idea lol. The only birds that don’t like me are parrots. Ducks and chickens are fine

Haven’t used Amazon in two years. I don’t even have an account anymore. Doesn’t stop them from sending me emails 3x/day to sign up again. I try to shop local, but I do have to go to shitty corp stores for some stuff.