Topping up my tits with a turkey baster full of silicon because I’m going to a fancy gala and want to make an impression

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That sounds amazing

Every time I’ve tried doing AA groups, it was mostly middle aged cishet men and I stuck out like a sore thumb and felt super awkward

(getting endocrinology bloodwork and hrt)

YEAH BITCH, SCIENCE

Is this a “Biden saying they’d blow up Nordstream” in the meeting with Olaf Scholz type deal?

Existing ironically and self actualizing and striving towards improving my mental health and relationships as a bit

I’m Bam Margera and this is get sober and eat healthier and exercise regularly and launch bottle rockets out of my ass

🎸✨

I should learn how to solder and brush up on my woodworking skills and become a luthier and open a custom shop and do setups and mods for people as a side hustle. (No, this isn’t a coke head “let’s start a restaurant” thought, but I am sleep deprived and extremely caffeinated)

So thirsty thought I heard a mosquito gf, two headed boi bf

Anybody have a good report on the Khakhovka Dam collapse from last June? Had a discussion/disagreement with a pro-Ukraine guy irl about stuff after the golf course Trump would-be assassin turned out to be a deranged NAFO guy and the irl guy was trying to deflect about “Russian imperialism” at the same time he was claiming “Putin is doing scorched earth tactics purely out of vindictive national hatred of the Ukrainian people” and claimed Russia destroyed the dam just to flood out the region downstream of it to ruin infrastructure.

I don’t know enough about it to push back on it confidently and didn’t want to reveal my power level too much, but the whole thing read to me like the “Russia is gonna blow up the ZNPP as a dirty bomb” thing awhile back where I was just like “…the power plant they control? That they captured and secured? That they’d want to maintain as valuable infrastructure if they intend on conquering everything in Ukraine like you claim?” I know there’s a lot of fog of war shit in reporting from an active warzone, but I’m almost certain this guy believed in the “Ghost of Kiev” and probably soyfaced over the “Russian warship, go fuck yourself” Snake Island thing, and the dam collapse thing being a vindictive Russian scorched earth thing just sounds fishy to me. Weren’t there reports of it being hit with US supplied HIMARS by Ukrainian forces or am I thinking of something else?

Pushing back on this kind of shit makes me feel like sometimes I stfg

Hamas welcomed Sunday’s attack

Stupid bit idea: Hamas Keir Starmer

I welcome Ansra Allah’s support, but I invite them to go further

People are saying ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony, side by side in my teeth folks

I did everything right, and they tried dropping a piano on meeee

Even the late great Stevie Wonder saw it coming though and now I have these new tremendous teeth, some are saying ebony is the most luxurious wood, and ivory comes from elephant like our great republican mascot! We love it

Trump’s second term having the recurring Danger 5 bit of Hitler jumping out the window but it’s Trump avoiding a Big Mac that had a cartoon stick of Acme dynamite for the middle bun at the last second

Minerva’s Den is so good

I never got around to playing the Infinite dlc but played the main game once and had no interest in going back to it really :/

The art direction and concepts were cool, but the writing was really bad imo and the gameplay was a big step down from the first two other than the cool skyline riding stuff

On the one hand, the writing sucks

On the other hand, the soundtrack has Django Reinhardt and that Todd Rollins Boogie Man song that’s a total bop and the spear gun with the rocket ammo that flings enemies around like a deflating balloon is one of the funnest weapons in an fps imo

I’m a what’s the first emote?

New mega

Check out this cool bug I saw earlier on my tomatoes

I’m a little queer in your phone!

(actually kinda tall but whatever)