Some asshole is talking shit behind your back, sir.

Count me in too!

Blue, pink, black.

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I’m sorry, sir. This is the Toast Masters Club. The Bread Buddies meeting is across the street.

Bacon wrapped scallop?

Looks like a gate valve with some calcium carbonate scale.

Not an American. Please explain why her skin colour is relevant in the headline. I have noticed this a lot in American news, and it seems intentionally divisive to me.

Would be a lot cooler if he took acid instead of getting drunk lol

This guy dad’s.

What would happen if that blast were to hit Earth directly? I imagine we would be pretty fucked.

My girlfriend has a shaved beaver. It’s pretty easy to take care of, just feed it some wood every so often.

You seem certain of this and this quote is apparently copy pasted from a reliable source, however it still makes more sense to me to say chomping at the bit. If you take a bite of a sandwich, do you “chomp” it, or “champ” it?

Those are garter chickens. The cobras are from Canada.

No need lol

Dude. Stop.

Link doesn’t work for me

“Between the Stars” by Kirk Maxwell.
Got it for a few bucks on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.ca/Between-Stars-Kirk-Maxwell/dp/B0BQ99KRVB

I beg to differ. It seems to be a pretty well designed machine to me. Just need to operate it within spec.

What was on the “inedible” pizza I would like to know.