Mate ain’t your “mate”, mate

Too much effort, machine go brrr

I ain’t your “bro”, friend

I’d be happy to donate, but there’s not an anonymous way to do it. Before a donation, you need to have 3 councilling sessions, health checks (fine) and sign a form saying that the kid can contact you at 18. Too many hoops to jump through for no personal gain. If I could just donate healthy, deidentified sperm I would. It’s even worse for women donating eggs.

My new Nokia G22 would say otherwise. Who has a Nokia in 2023? Me!

I really want a heatmap/pin drop of my accounts in my CRM so I can visit a whole suburb of customers at once and not miss people. Sounds like SalesForce should have this plugin, but I haven’t done enough research.

Love! I have a little terror Boi myself. Would also love a parrot community.

Currently listening to the ebook “magician” by Feist. I guess it depends on world setting, is it high fantasy, low fantasy, is the magician a grifter in a no-magic world, or an entertainer, a scholar, or a realistic depiction of an actual stage magician? All real life magic is based on illusion, and the story/prattle is as important as the trick behind the illusion. In saying that, magic can also be ritualistic, like interpretive dance where the steps don’t matter, but the reasons and intention behind them do. If writing from that point of view, you can be obtuse, and I would recommend having a glance at The Satanic Bible by LaVey which would be a description of magic by a magician (or charlatan) which would help get in the mindset of a character. Never reveal the tricks, only describe the illusion, as that’s what draws people to magic in the first place.

I’ve heard horror stories of people who do this, like, cutting down branches and trampling yards